i laugh whenever people make mr. darcy out to be the ultimate heartthrob, because let me remind you this man’s talents amount to gushing about his little sister when literally no one asked, not socializing at parties, insulting the people he likes as well as their loved ones, probably saying “thank you” to the bus driver (that one’s good, at least), randomly jumping into lakes whenever he’s in a particularly angsty mood, sulking in the background while his one friend socializes with someone else, ruining his and everyone else’s personal relationships, and making what should go down in history as the Worst Marriage Proposal Ever™
so weird that women are termed the manipulative ones or like “masters of guile” etc when all i’ve ever witnessed is men lying to get what they want, men threatening people to get what they want, men temporarily shifting morals just long enough to get what they want. i’m not saying women aren’t manipulative obviously it’s just a characteristic, but realistically the manipulation by men is not only encouraged by their peers, but it’s weighted with their privilege and thus more dangerous
The greatest achievement of the Hobbit movies? Turning a book of ~300 pages into three films while leaving out half of its contents and changing the other half.
Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies
I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel. Because I’m not a Princess… a Khaleesi. BUt not a Khaleessi..a QUeen. But A QUe en…noT a butCH ER bc
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