Tyrion is that one rich white kid who took a gap year to travel the world and he went to Exotic places like India and Thailand and when he comes back he acts like the local authority on these places like “Yeah man I once spent a whole week, like, right outside of a Buddhist temple! It was right there! I basically know everything about Buddhism now.”
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I suppose this is it, then. This is what remains… .
Tyrion wanted to slap him, to spit in his face, to draw his dagger and cut the heart out of him and see if it was made of old hard gold, the way the smallfolks said. Yet he sat there, silent and still.
He never heard his father speak the words that condemned him. Perhaps no words were necessary. I put my life in the Red Viper’s hands, and he dropped it. When he remembered, too late, that snakes had no hands, Tyrion began to laugh hysterically.
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One flesh, one heart, one soul. His mouth twisted. She wasted no time proving how much those vows meant to her, did she? Well, what did you expect, dwarf?
The disgraced daughter and the Demon Monkey. We’re perfect for each other.
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