saintzitao:

Kanye is me when I had to bullshit my way through a presentation in high school.

thatgaptoothedbitch:

I WISH tswift tried Rihanna like that ..Rihanna would have a new blonde wig in .12342728 seconds

mxcleod:

you can tell how bad of a day ive had by how much i use tumblr by knowing that the more i use it the worse my day was and the less i use it the better my day was

epictacticianjay:

Welcome to England, the land of *gets hit by a tesco bag*

kanyewesticle:

the friendzone doesnt exist ur just ugly