there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
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people who are proud of being an asshole are so boring lmao
overhearing straight boys talk about girls is so terrifying
it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why
Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
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How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you
so they’re really trying to drive it in that this is not a show about two gay men that love each other
rather it’s about two straight men who like doing straight things with their straight girlfriends and everything is fucking straight
oh and also, they love each other
in england we don’t say ‘i love you’ we say ‘sherlock is actually a girl’s name’ i think that’s beautiful
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