Tag: the office
– For a really long time, that’s all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that… I was waiting for my wife.
– When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.
– She pays me back every day. Just by being my wife.
– I shouldn’t have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you.
– Not enough for me? You are everything.
– He said that you…told him how much you love me…about how you feel when I walk in a room, and…about how you’ve never for a second that I’m the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with.
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top ten the office characters (voted on by my followers): 5/10| creed bratton:
“Everywhere I look is Betty White this, Betty White that. Finally a kid who’s not talking about Betty White. Of course I’ve followed him.”
ten the office characters (voted on by my followers): 6/10| kelly kapoor:
“Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball. Jim couldn’t hit a Ping-Pong ball if it was the size of the moon. Were Jim’s parents first cousins that were also bad at Ping-Pong? “
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top ten the office characters (voted on by my followers): 10/10| darryl philbin:
“Oh, it works. Him, and me, all right, we are crazy in love. More in love than your small mind can comprehend. And we have two disposable incomes and no kids, and we’re taking our business elsewhere.”
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Here’s how things work here: my job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame. And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. And only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert: I’m gonna win.
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