- Putin it off
- Stalin
- Russian to finish
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My kid: “mom can my friend come over?”
Me: “what’s their sign?”
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
*friendly boner*
broner
sometimes people need 2 just chill……….like chillax………take a chill pill…….borrow some chill from ur neighbors……………move to a colder climate and see if u can regain some chill…„,..chill
dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth
dude 2: okay but what are the magic words
dude 1: no homo
i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great
darknesstohislight 