nalgonaofcolor:

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

i once made out with this guy when i was drunk and after that he asked me out so many times and just wouldn’t take no for an answer

so now it seems that he finally got the point that i won’t go out with him, so he decided that he should just go around telling everyone how i’m a ‘horrible kisser’

maturity level +10000000