my ultimate fantasy 2 exes fighting over me and then forming a polyandrous family in the country
Tag: same
when rihanna said “got your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car” i thot she meant the dude’s wife willingly left him for rihanna. i didnt think she meant she kidnapped her and stripped her and tied her up and held her hostage to get her money
im excited for summer to end finally
do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
me meeting a bumble bee
me: I respect you
bumble bee: Merci
im not even in the one direction fandom but i follow all the scandals like a suburban wine mom asking her teenage daughter about the high school drama
Me: pulp fiction is so overrated y’all got no taste
Me: *sipping a $5 shake* the only one who could ever reach me *lights cigarette* was the son of a preacher man.
how do u delete feelings im asking for a friend
destroy the idea that i will ever calm down