newfoundgrace:

@taylor what do i do with my life??????????????? give me direction

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

theelusivebloggeur:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

sidnugget:

I’m angry because it gets dark at 4pm

dutchster:

i’m sleeping under the christmas tree because i’m a gift