i love singing along to ‘only’ by nicki minaj because it rings true to me. i have also never fucked wayne and i have never fucked drake
Tag: same
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
“I don’t even wanna hear about him. Not how great he is, or how many times an hour you bang it out…”
me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
everyone: what is it
me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn’t go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
everyone: are u serio-
me: kardashians 4 life
me: [dies]
people telling me they love game of thrones during s1: oh my god yes!!!!!! i love you who is your fave char what do you like oh my goddddd
people telling me they love game of thrones now: [looks into camera like im on the office]
what i really don’t get is straight couple comedy. why are you so mean to each other and why do you act like you hate each other. why are you so jealous and suspicious of each other. why are you together if you’re both apparently attracted to other people and not each other. what the fuck is wrong with you, that isn’t healthy.
leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings
I’m so tired of women like Jennifer Lawrence and Meghan Trainor being praised by people for, and profiting off of, “embracing their curves” when women like Melissa McCarthy and Gabourey Sidibe are given little to no recognition for being successful, plus sized actresses who are also great (and better) role models.