All I want is a movie where Harry and Ginny are portrayed the way they’re supposed to be.

i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore.

@aliens where are you, i’m tired and i’m ready to leave

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK

*sees yahoo answers in google search results*
me: finally a reliable source

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

I want 0 responsibilities and lots of sex.