@halsey if ur bored and looking for something to do, you could always marry me
Tag: same
i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i
me reading my own posts: hmm.. That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet
Pet: *falls asleep*
Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
i think my parents would yell at me if i died
cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is
21nh:
iPhone: *restarts every couple hours*
iPhone: *reminds me every 5 minutes that my storage is almost full*
iPhone: *randomly closes apps*
Me: I love my iPhone.
*feels weak and insecure* *listens to Nicki Minaj* *becomes whole again*
darknesstohislight 