running out of room in an essay: the U.S.
needing to fill up more space in an essay: the United States of America, the freedom powerhouse of the world, above Mexico, below Canada, lemme pledge allegiance to that fine ass flag, God bless America, amen
Tag: pretty much
[any huge middle earth conflict]
Gandalf: ima get a baggins
*practices aggressive self love* *accidentally becomes obsessed with myself*
iPhone user: I’m so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they’re so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Beyoncé: (Feminism) requires both men and women, and we are equally important and need one another. … We have to teach our boys the rules of equality and respect, so that as they grow up, gender equality becomes a natural way of life. And we have to teach our girls that they can reach as high as humanly possible.”
White Feminists: stop using feminism for attention
Scarlet Johansson: I am girl
White Feminists: YES! finally a celebrity with a brain! in a male dominated industry Scarlet is not a afraid to be herself. Truly a feminist icon!
me after losing my virginity:
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
That awkward sexual tension between you and someone you’ve dated like hi how are you i’ve seen you naked and i’ve heard you moan my name you look great
“average oitnb character has 3 boring storylines per season” actually just statistical error. average oitnb character has 0 boring storylines per season. Larry Georg, who lives outside of prison and has 10,000 boring storylines per episode, is an outlier and should not have been counted
yea she’s cute but is she anti-capitalist?
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