“i’m not white i’m greek”
Tag: omg
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/darknesstohislight/75074330585/tumblr_moipouKWla1s53sh3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
Studio version of Lana Del Rey’s cover for Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.
Seriously?
Oedipus!”
“I’m coming Mother!”
“So soon?
(via inpursuitofimperfection)
This took me a second and now I cannot stop laughing.
I fucking love literary humor, especially classics.
(via well-im-the-lord-of-time)
