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Every known song Lana sings ‘daddy’ in
ok so me and my flatmate got really drunk tonight and decided to break into my former crush’s flat (bc he’s our neighbour) and steal all of their chairs as a revenge for him being an asshole to me and i was carrying like 5 chairs while she was opening the doors for me, but we were really loud because we were drunk so basically we heard someone walking down the stairs all the sudden (bc we obviously woke them up) and my flatmate just ran away into our flat – while i couldn’t because i was carrying a bunch of chairs AND OUT OF 12 PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN THAT FLAT IT HAD TO BE MY CRUSH THAT WE WOKE UP so he came downstairs and he just saw me in the middle of their living room, carrying chairs and he was just like “maja what the actual fuck????” and i was literally just like “I SWEAR IM NOT CRAZY EVEN THOUGH I SEEM LIKE IT” and ran away omg it was one of the most embarrassing moments ever
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
Ice Age 14: The Great Depression
dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth
dude 2: okay but what are the magic words
dude 1: no homo
an important public service announcement
also i may or may not have dismembered him with it. there was lava, he was yelling, i cried. it was a bad few days.
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