nalgonaofcolor:

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

Central and Eastern European people problems

alexandra-avera:

  • nobody knows where the fuck your country is
  • some people don’t even know your country exists
  • presumption that Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia still exist
  • people automatically assuming you are Russian
  • questions about politics
  • old maps with wrong/no longer relevant information
  • people cursing you kurwa because they somehow know that word
  • (even if you’re not polish)
  • attempts to explain what Slavic countries are & why can we partly understand each other’s languages
  • no concerts of international singers/bands
  • people mispronouncing your name