half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
Tag: me
Help; my wife is trying to get world leaders to slow the rotation of the earth so that she can spend more time with me
Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time
im the bisexual cousin everyone thinks is straight but thinks is gay too
me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes
me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships
me: wants to be healthy and recovered
also me: actively enjoys self destructive behaviour
being able to regulate your emotions? never heard of it
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