
Tag: me

i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude
me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition
my husband of twenty years: i love you
me: he’s just saying that to be nice
listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that

me: i’m doing pretty well, i feel pretty good
me ten minutes later: not once in my life have i ever been ok









