i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self
Tag: me
*cries under the mistletoe with a bottle of vodka*
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
tis the season
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
people i want to have sex with
- young harrison ford
people i can’t have sex with
- young harrison ford
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
skills: making everything about me. literally everything. the moon landing was me. i did that.
darknesstohislight 