*buys nine new lipsticks to make up for the fact that I’m sad*
Tag: me
*gets home covered in cum* hey mom
*gives you a noticeable hickey on your neck to create problems in your household*
‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’
You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it
me: i’m literally going to
i need constant attention and love because i’m four years old
me: hoe don’t do it
me: *lets all of my happiness depend completely on someone i know i’ll eventually lose*
me: oh my god
Pooh stop running from your fucking problems
me