Tag: me
me: sends a risky message
me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and see what life was like back when everything was simple. it’s one step closer to enlightenment. cell phones emit radiation anyway right?? im really doing this for my physical health
I am never going to stop talking shit like I’m going to be on my deathbed, hooked up to 17 machines, and talking shit about the nurse’s shoes
me mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
me: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am
My aesthetic is “would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens”