*blows kiss to space* for the female Skywalkers
*throws therapist at space* for the male Skywalkers
Tag: lol
you: amy dunne overreacted
me: ok but he literally made her move to missouri
I’m really sorry that I’m such a bad texter!!!! And a bad e-mailer, call-backer, Skype IMer, discord IMer, tumblr chatter, twitter DMer, Facebook messenger, Friendster friend, friend in general, lover, writer, blogger, farmer,
im not saying they shouldve seen it coming but if one of ur mates had a rat as the animal embodiment of their innermost personality u’d like, take precautions,
Margot Robbie on her ‘most embarrassing photo’: I have braces, which I had for two years. I was really into slicking my hair back — God knows why — and I’m wearing glasses, which I didn’t actually need. I have 20/20 vision.
“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
The Onion, 1914
Well they aren’t wrong
Freshman year vs senior year.
do people actually still use “<3” its 2015 guys, we got emojis and shit





