dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

buttflames:

*gets home covered in cum* hey mom

imnotamisandristbut:

i’m not a misandrist but i think it’s pretty clear men are unfit for jobs in parliment. i mean, you try to have an intellectual discusscion with them about social issues, and their first instinct is to demand if equal rights means they can punch you. their brains just aren’t wired for talking to people / thinking through problems without using violence. get back to the gym, sweetheart