*guy ignores me*
me: jus wait till my selfies drop

me: hoe don’t do it
me: *starts crying*
me: oh my god

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool*

me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*

nourrice:

guy: hi
me: i know what the fuck you’re doing…

speedlimit15:

me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*

vvebkinz:

i trust girls with literally everything but if a boy asks me like what my favorite color is im like what the fuck are u trying to do…….

Straight White Boy Problem #185

straightwhiteboyproblems:

game of thrones? daenerys is pretty hot? yea 10/10 – my game of thrones review

I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.

Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like