you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,
the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only
Tag: literally
im the bisexual cousin everyone thinks is straight but thinks is gay too
me mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
me: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am
‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’
You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
a brief summary of my life
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
list of things im handling well currently
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cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is
darknesstohislight 