House of Cards: *theme starts*
Me: gets a drink, makes a sandwich, marries, has children, builds own house with bare hands, conquers neighbouring land
House of Cards: *show begins*
Tag: literally tho
when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs
talking to straight white boys
boy: let’s play twenty questions
me: okay, what’s your favorite color?
boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?
william-sherlock-scott-watson:
Me: *formally emails professor and proofreads about 28 times*
Professor: ok (Sent from iPhone)
zinf:
boy: *says something sexual or flirtatious*
me: right… anyway
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