Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.
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“I do think it’s important for young women to know that magazine covers are retouched. People don’t really look like that.” – Kate Winslet
Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of t h e t w o t o w e r s ? Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-Earth.
me to a man: omg i was in a bus crash today! and i also went to the store
him: cool, what store?
lmao i asked my flatemate if she could put my bf’s tshirt in the wash with her stuff cause she was just doing laundry and somehow she managed to ruin it like not being funny but how do u even ruin a basic mens tshirt fml
darknesstohislight 