The signs when they realise they’re talking to a fuckboy

Aries: i want him to turn on his location so we can fight PHYSICAL
Taurus: @god why do u keep doing this to me
Gemini: *turns off their phone and stares into the distance* not again
Cancer: he was ugly anyways
Leo: lol he dont even have a top lip tho… Bye
Virgo: *wipes every trace of them ever from their phone* good riddance
Libra: what a fuckboy *screenshots to show friends later*
Scorpio: i fucking KNEW it what a shady ass…..
Sagittarius:i cant wait to drag his ass publicly
Capricorn: i didnt like him anyways
Aquarius: why do boys choose this path ? Why do they end up like this…
Pisces: oh God. I never thought i’d see one in real life