Sᴋʏᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ.
Month: August 2014
the main requirement to live with me is that you’re at all times ready to kill all the insects that come in the house
the continuation of the grasshopper adventure: since the only other person at home is my grandma i went to wake her up screaming and she hit the grasshopper with a magazine and it fell behind the bed & we couldnt find it so she gave up and now im convincing myself that it died lets hope so
what a horrible person i am waking up a 77 year old women in the middle of the night to kill an insect for me but i swear that thing was giant so i guess thank god for my fearless grandma 👍👍👍
OH MY GOD THERE’S THE BIGGEST FUCKING GRASSHOPPER ON THE WALL OF MY ROOM ITS FUCKING GIANT OMG HELP WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
if you think i seem thirsty for attention
- i am
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/darknesstohislight/94276641385/tumblr_mn2mm2ieZY1r278eg?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
Who don’t believe in anything?
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